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Welcome to RickthePoetWarrior.
I use poetry to comment on a wide variety of topics including love, sex, farts, golf, sex again, English, literature, politics, society, technology, not that much sex really, and other subjects controversial or not.
I'm anti-justaboutanything including the cheap grammatical tricks I have to use, however, I do find a lot of good in the world and write on that as well.
My writing will challenge your commonly held perspectives and beliefs.
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OVER 100 EXQUISITELY HAND CRAFTED POEMS IN PDF (Pretty Damn Fine) format all yours to read, delete, undelete, read again but this time with baited breathe, salivation and erudite excitement.
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39 Tantalizing Teasing Titillating Collections
Available in PDF, and other formats.
A detailed description of each title is available on my page at AuthorsDen.com
https://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewworks_all.asp?Authorid=100375
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CAN'T WAIT 'TIL HE'S DEAD SO I CAN READ THIS SAMPLER
OVER 100 EXQUISITELY HAND CRAFTED POEMS IN PDF (Pretty Damn Fine) format all yours to read, delete, undelete, read again but this time with baited breathe, salivation and erudite excitement.
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How I can be of Service
Pull Up Your Pants & Fly
Develop the ability to craft poetry that balances humor with emotion
Entertain while evoking empathy and understanding
Learn how yous use puns, grammar, style, slang, languages, slanguages, tempo, repetition, redundancy, repetition, spac-
E efectos, allowable AI alliterations and clever wordplay to express you serious lies or frivolous lays
Understand the use of satire and rhetoric
Touch Me In The Morning
Or afternoon or night.
I will personally attend your wants and needs, your (thump-thump thump-thump) desires.
By the hour or day I lay your way.
You control the vertical, you control the horizontal. Or I can sit. Your choice.
Reach out to me now. I urge you and urge you and urge you to you lovely Dear Reader
Sleazy hotel locations OK.
Poetry Parsing & Evaluation Report
Yes, finally, someone who will be honest about your chances of succeeding as a poet. Save yourself the costly expense of publishing a book just to find out. And don't fall for their book marketing promotion bullshit either.
Think of this as a house inspection before buying.
I will create a unique critique addressing the effects and feelings produced by your poetry, helping you to develop and enrich your abilities
Hero Worship
TIMES PERSON OF THE EAR
NO BELL PRIZE FOR LITTERATURE
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WINNER: SELF-APPOINTED POET LAUREATE OF REVELSTOKE 4 YEARS RUNNING
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you post on social sites?
I post to poetry sites. My favorite is listed here.
RickthePoetWarrior at Allpoetry.com
https://allpoetry.com/RickthePoetWarrior
AuthorsDen also holds a bevy of beauties
https://www.authorsden.com/rickthepoetwarrior
I can be found on LinkedIn, but that was just a vain attempt to give myself legitimacy among the upper class.
I also post on Minds.com some of my dicier material in an attempt to avoid conflict with the thought police.
Why is your head so big?
Why are you Winner: 4 yrs running Revelstoke's Self-Appointed Poet Laureate
Can I request a custom poem for a specific occasion?
Why not! Maybe drawing attention to yourself will fulfil some sense of self worth or purpose. I welcome the challenge of creating a poem tailored to specific events, themes, persons, or messages. Probably too expensive for most of my readers though.
How can I get a free free free sample of over 100 hand crafted poems??
Push the damn button already!
What themes do you explore in your poetry?
My poetry explores a variety of themes: social justice, economic disparities, technological advancements, and political commentary, all delivered with a humorous and satirical twist. As well as a whole book of fart poems.
How can I support you?
1. Read the Free Free Free Sampler
2. Send $50 to get 40 e-books and subscribe to my secret private underground radical type newsletter (poetry wise.)
3. I can accept e-transfers.
Egoism
Roses
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